I would never ever even consider marriage if I didn't have such a big yard to mow or fence that needs mending.

I'm never getting married again but I really need someone to put a cat door in the pumphouse for me.

Need A Lift?

What happens if I get old and I'm not married and I can't see well enough to drive?
I hope my kids will take me to K-Mart and the early birds.
That would be a real drag to have to stay married for forty years just to make sure you have someone to drive you around to get your discounts.

Hmmmmm.....

If someone told you you had to choose beteewn your spouse and your dog,

who would you choose.

Wait.

Lets say your dog has a good job and health insurance.

Take Out The Trash

Ok, Ok...

I gues it's kinda nice to have a husband on Mondays.

I forgot to take the garbage can out to the road yesterday.

Mind Your Own Husband

Here's a reason...

Why do I need to be married when I have someone else's husband driving me crazy?

I swear, do the neighbors REALLY have to have the outside water turned on TODAY?

I'll get right on that.

Not.

Lend A Hand?

Just so you, the gentle reader realizes, I am married, just in a complicated way.

And, now, #6 the complicated spouse is leaving for Iraq.

So I guess I'll really be getting the not married, go it alone experience for the next year or so.

Any volunteers to help me pull a dead sheep out of the pasture?